Magic Mike

I went to see this show over the weekend with VERY low expectations. I mean like George Bush’s IQ-low. Admittedly I didn’t watch the previews and only went because my SIL invited me…she’s a newlywed and probably invited me out of pity in light of my 15 year marital tenure.

Honestly though, I was pleasantly surprised. I expected a bunch of cougars salivating over younger males and that’s what I got, but there were also lots of younger ladies in the building.

I was pretty uncomfortable for the men who were there on dates with their girlfriends. What kind of woman would do this to her mate? It’s gonna take some major work for those guys to get their manhood back in check.

Here is my conundrum…I am not a fan of male strip clubs (or male strippers in general), but I REALLY enjoyed the performances in this movie. Maybe I’ve just been to the wrong places, but I doubt that’s the case. I won’t lie, I know it’s a stereotype, but I’ve always felt that male strippers were gay and maybe even despised the women that they perform for. In my head movies, they’re secretly laughing at our desperate @sses. Perhaps I’m wrong and maybe a reader can correct me based on personal experience.

Anyway…watch the official trailer here and enjoy.

Raunchily Yours,

~Frenchgyrl

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It’s not called INSANITY cause it’s easy…

(Found my original post…and even though I already posted the other one, I’m posting this one too, so there!)

Okay, so I’m going in blind. I’ve never blogged or followed a blog, but last week I started Shaun T’s Insanity and I think the best way to keep myself on track is to write about it. Accountability and all that jazz…

Week one was a BEAST! I did better than I expected on the fitness test, but I have to point out that my schedule was a little different than what is prescribed by the program:

Friday – I just did my typical ab work today and got on the treadmill at an incline of 10 for 40 minutes. I also ordered my second round of HCG today. (I lost about 24 pounds last October on it, and did a great job keeping it off until I hit a rough patch in life earlier this year. Gained 10 lbs back and I’m determined to put a stop to it.) My ultimate goal is to loose 24 lbs. I’m ashamed to tell you where I am now, but I’m working on it.

Saturday – I’m a ROCKSTAR! I tried out the Pure Cardio today. Not too bad. I think I did okay. This ain’t your grandma’s aerobics though. I think I left a gallon of sweat on my living room floor.

Sunday – I tried the Cardio Abs alone. Pretty fast (15 minute) workout, but I realize now that during week two it will be done in conjunction with Pure Cardio…not so fun.

Monday – Fit Test (I sucked pretty hard)

Tuesday – Plyometric Cardio Circut (Mikki, my 13 year old daughter, did the work out with me and I must say I felt pretty good about myself. She couldn’t keep up with me…I’m of course ignoring the fact that she’d just finished her second day of intense gymnastics practice.)

Wednesday – Oh the pain!!! While still aching from Tuesday’s workout I pressed through Cardio Power & Resistance

Thursday – I’m not sure why they call this day Cardio Recovery. I don’t feel recovered.

Friday – Pure Cardio. Not much strength training here, but I’m feeling the pain because this is SERIOUS cardio!

Saturday – Plyometric Cardio Circuit again. I’m dying here. I’m on vacation, and it’s a good thing because I’m finding myself able to sleep in for the first time in YEARS!

Sunday – Finally. An off day. Actually, I felt like a slob sitting around all day on a rainy Sunday, so I ended up doing some free-weights. I hope it doesn’t negatively effect my results.

So, my HCG is being delivered today. I ordered three rounds so I’m giving one to my girl friend (this in exchange for the use of her Insanity Set). I struggled with whether to do the HCG round first then Insanity or vice versa. There’s a downside to each one. I can’t do them at the same time because HCG doesn’t allow for any over-exertion. I think I’m going to do 30 days of Insanity (for definition) then start my HCG for the 28 days and then pick up Insanity again. Unless my results with Insanity are SO freaking amazing that I can’t see myself not pushing through. We shall see! Week 1 down.

Tomorrow I’ll upload my before shots as well as some week one fitness session photos and my diet plan (or lack thereof).

Insanely Yours,

~Frenchgryl

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WTF…Stupid Blog

I’ve never done a blog, so I’m not a pro or anything, but I just sat here typing  my entire first entry and WordPress refreshed on it’s own and deleted everything I typed! Ugh! It was really good, too. (That’s just my opinion, but you didn’t read it so can you prove differently?) Anyway, how frustrating.

Well, to sumarrize, in my intial post I was typing about how I started Insanity and today starts my second week.

Last week was hard…blah blah blah…I feel sore everywhere…yakkity schmakity…

I lost about 24lbs on the HCG diet last fall, but gained 10lbs back because I’m married and marriage is stressful dammit so give me a break.

I just ordered another three rounds of HCG and made a deal with my friend who shall remain nameless (there…hope that makes you feel better…you know who you are) that I would borrow her Insanity Set in exchange for a round of HCG…then after 30 days we will switch. So this will be a modified version of Insanity with a break in between, unless my results with Insanity are SO freaking amazing that I can’t see myself not continuing with the second month.

Tomorrow I’ll update my before shots, my week 1 schedule review and some “session” photos as well as info on the diet plan (or lack thereof) that I’m following.

Vexingly Yours,

~Frenchgyrl

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